Mewtwo: i see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.

Mew: mew

rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

(via sham-i-am)

Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE

alfonymous:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

this is amazing i laugh everytime

(via faithtruong)